Alternate Career Options - 3

Star Astrologer

Some of us have always had a sneaky feeling that we can see the future, especially of other people. As it turns out, if you have that feeling you could be on TV. But you need to also make predictions about the future on a large scale.

But as fate leaves nothing to chance, there is a shortcut. First, learn all the star signs. This might come in handy. Then learn to generate random combinations of the following sentences

1. You will have a hectic week at work. This might leave you tired
2.You might have some problems at work. Being diplomatic might help you ease the tension
3.You may have some financial problems. Streamlining your budget might help.
4.You may experience some health problems. Timely medical attention will come to your rescue 5.Your job may be less than satisfying at times.
6. Your love life may be heading nowhere. Listening to your inner child is the way out

Voila ! You are on your way. Now let us give it a try. What is your star sign? Libra you say. Your week ahead - read 4,3,5,2. (Dont thank me!)

Some ambitious ones among us may want to go beyond star signs. Try & predict the future of the country for eg. One of the best in the business said "All natural calamities are followed by some bad times for the country"

There are some unbelievers out there, who might try & expose you. They may ask you trick questions like - Is the solar eclipse a bad omen? To them you say, "Yes, especially if you live in a solar powered house" & follow up with "some people consider it to be a bad omen". And you are on your way to reach neither here nor there, but up there with the stars..! One word of warning though - Stay away from anyone who knows what cusp they are born under...!

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