Four most cliched romantic things which only TV couples seem to do

1. Washing the car together then spraying water over each other, fully clothed unmindful of who will do the laundry or who will explain the water trails all over the apartment complex
2. Having a small fight over the remote & then throwing the popcorn/nachos over your partners head & then continuing to watch the show, despite the smell.
3. The wife helping the husband to shave & miraculously managing not to cut off either his nose, ears or huge chunks of face, in spite of having motive, weapon & opportunity.
4. Driving off at the drop of a hat to Jaipur, throwing to wind all caution about jobs, the piled up dishes at home & leaving the kids to the forces of nature