Cows !

There is this classic forward about two cows & what happens to them in different countries/systems etc. Never one to shy away from a remix, here s a desi version.

KERALA :You have two cows. As soon as you start milking one, there is a huge uproar from the milkers union about how you are trying to deprive poor milkmen of jobs. Then you start a ltd company & offer two milkmen jobs. From the first day there is a strike & lockout demanding better wages. In the meanwhile the court orders that there should be no more milking till the issue is settled by an Ombudsman.

TAMIL NADU :Jayalalithaa owns both the cows. A token is issued to every single Tamilian to collect 1 litre of free milk, a dhoti and a saree.

KARNATAKA :As they are brought into bangalore, the cows get stuck in a traffic jam for a week & die. The IT industry immediately highlights the issue & says how instead of milking cows, the govt should be worried about urban infrastructural issues.

ANDHRA PRADESH :The two cows are milked by foreign consultants & the milk given to the CM. But the entire andhra state can see the cows being milked through a webcam.

GOA :Both the cows are owned by Vijay Mallya. For his fiftieth birthday, all passengers on Kingfisher airlines enjoy beef vindaloo.

BOMBAY :The shiv sena claims that one of the cows is in fact not a Mumbaikar but one of the millions of migrants from rural india. In the following week, 500 cows are killed.

DELHI :There were two cows to begin with. After a week, one of the cows is raped in CP in the afternoon.