Apparently, the British govt has brought out a test designed to bring out the true patriots from its population. Obviously everyone who fails in this test would be considered traitors or French or both.
The left front in India has called for a similar test to be designed, covering all aspects of Indian culture. They want Soniaji to take the test & once and for all prove her allegiance to India. Find out how patriotic you are by taking it.
1.What is black,wears a weird tie, walks back & forth and thinks he is one of the most powerful man in India?
2.Name the "first family" of India?
3.What has been the most powerful reference to the sport of tennis that India has seen in the last year?
4.What is India's national dish?
5.Who is the only person who can make Indias national icons cry without getting his/her effigy burnt in the streets?
6.How many reality shows featuring singing competitions are on air in India?
Answers
1. The TTE (Travelling Ticket Examiner in our trains)
2. The Bachchans
3. Sachin Tendulkar's tennis elbow
4. Gobi Manchurian
5. Simi Garewal
6. This is a trick question, as no true Indian can answer this.
Thursday, January 19, 2006
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Good to see you post after a long time ... keep writing !
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