Random Questions for 2006

Ten random questions I would like to see answered in 2006

1. Can India find a fast bowler? - One who does not bowl looseners, can scare the wits out of a batsman, the way our batsmen can..

2. Is Himesh Reshammiya bald? If not, does he want to be one? Is that why he always wears a cap - come rain/shine or sandstorm?

3. Does Ajay devgan have that good a sense of humour, for Kajol to flip for him? (Nothing personal against ajay devgan here, but this is something that has always puzzled me)

4. Which is a better slimming device? - The Sauna belt or the magnetic slipper? (Both are sold through TV - for those who are interested)

5. Will the New Bangalore airport be constructed in time for the 2048 Asian Games? (Or is it too much to ask?) When it is, will it be modernised?

6. Will Ramiz Raja make an impartial statement on commentary when India is playing Pakistan atleast after Salman Khan gets the Nobel peace prize? (Or do you think one of these days, Salman might just get the damn prize but Ramiz...)

7. Will bollywoods yester year heroes - Dev anand, Dharam, Rajesh Khanna & co finally decide to look their age, thereby bringing the entire hair dye industry to a grinding halt?

8. Will the Mallu accent be considered fashionable - possibly like the French?

9. Would the Supreme court find the Hindi commentary for WWE Wrestling on TV too much for the average Indian to bear & outlaw it?

10. Is there anything that - with the right over emphasis on words, catchy background music & a hard look into the camera - Barkha dutt/Rajdeep Sardesai or Prannoy Roy - cannot make into an issue that concerns every child, man, woman & cattle of India & has to be resolved through an SMS poll?